AO: PorkChop Hill

When: 09/10/2024

PAX:

Number of Pax: 13

Pax Names: Billy Goat, Cheese Steak, Drone, Four Alarm, Saddle Sore, Sandworm, Windmill,

Number of FNGS: -1

FNG Names:

QIC: Drone


The BackBlast:

Conditions: Not summer, that’s all that matters

With a baker’s dozen in attendance, the pax escaped the circle of light cast by the Security Blanket and ensconced on gloom of the soccer fields.

Dynamic Warmup:

  • 20 x SSH
  • 20 x Windmill
  • 20 x Weed Pickers
    • COMET SIGHTING BY PEACHES!
  • Power Skips across field
  • Zombie walk back
  • High knees across
  • Butt kickers back
  • Karaoke across, same direction back
  • Bear crawl across
  • Lunge and twist back

COP

  • 20 x Pulse squats
  • 15 x Pulse Merkins
  • Colt 45s with block (15 low curls, 15 high curls, 15 full curls)
  • 8 x Merk, Shoulders, Knees and Toes (OYO)
    • Each rep is 12 movements: Merkin, shoulder tap, Merkin, shoulder tap, Merkin, knee touch, Merkin, knee touch, Merkin toe touch, Merkin, toe touch

The Thang – Get Square

  • Round 1 – Overhead press at each cone of the square (1 up to 10, back down to 1), travel by murder bunny
  • Round 2 – Monkey Humpers (1 to 10), travel by bear crawl
  • Round 3 – Burpees (1 to 10), travel by lunge walk
  • First pax to finish bunny hop across field until the 6 is in.

Sweaty Moleskin – You need a band of Brothers!

  • Male loneliness epidemic, deaths of despair (suicide, OD, etc.)
  • It takes one guy taking the risk of initiating, and it takes some intentionality and structure
  • F3 is fertile ground for finding like minded men who want something more
  • Shameless plug for new Shield Lock with Drone, Huffy, and Peaches

Conditions: Not summer, that’s all that matters

With a baker’s dozen in attendance, the pax escaped the circle of light cast by the Security Blanket and ensconced on gloom of the soccer fields.

Dynamic Warmup:

  • 20 x SSH
  • 20 x Windmill
  • 20 x Weed Pickers
    • COMET SIGHTING BY PEACHES!
  • Power Skips across field
  • Zombie walk back
  • High knees across
  • Butt kickers back
  • Karaoke across, same direction back
  • Bear crawl across
  • Lunge and twist back

COP

  • 20 x Pulse squats
  • 15 x Pulse Merkins
  • Colt 45s with block (15 low curls, 15 high curls, 15 full curls)
  • 8 x Merk, Shoulders, Knees and Toes (OYO)
    • Each rep is 12 movements: Merkin, shoulder tap, Merkin, shoulder tap, Merkin, knee touch, Merkin, knee touch, Merkin toe touch, Merkin, toe touch

The Thang – Get Square

  • Round 1 – Overhead press at each cone of the square (1 up to 10, back down to 1), travel by murder bunny
  • Round 2 – Monkey Humpers (1 to 10), travel by bear crawl
  • Round 3 – Burpees (1 to 10), travel by lunge walk
  • First pax to finish bunny hop across field until the 6 is in.

Sweaty Moleskin – You need a band of Brothers!

  • Male loneliness epidemic, deaths of despair (suicide, OD, etc.)
  • It takes one guy taking the risk of initiating, and it takes some intentionality and structure
  • F3 is fertile ground for finding like minded men who want something more
  • Shameless plug for new Shield Lock with Drone, Huffy, and Peaches

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