AO: PorkChop Hill

When: 06/30/2022

PAX:

Number of Pax: 4

Pax Names: Cheese Steak, Downward Dog, Drone, Folgers, Sandworm,

Number of FNGS: -1

FNG Names:

QIC: Drone


The BackBlast:

Conditions: 110% soupy humidity
Warmup:
  • Slaughter Starter: Thunderstruck – Smurf jacks w/ sprawls
    • Note: Big crowd pleaser!
  • 10 x Weed pickers
  • 10 x Windmills
  • 15 x Michael Phelps
  • 15 x Lunges
  • 15 x Sumo squats
The Thang:
 
F3 Cha Cha Slide – plank position for the full song, plus:
  • “Cha Cha” = Mountain climbers
  • “Clap Your Hands” = Shoulder taps (or Spider Merkins for extra credit)
  • “Hand on Your Knees” = Hand to opposite knee
  • “Slide to the Left/Right” = Plank side shuffle
  • “Right/Left Foot Stomp” = Toe tap sideways from normal plank position
  • “Hop” = Groiners
  • “Criss Cross” = Plank Jack
  • “Bring it Back” = Inchworm up and back down
    • By unanimous vote, the pax decided to change this to forward/backward plank shuffles next time.
By the end of the interminable 6.5 minutes, we had all made generous sweat donations to the sidewalk gods.  With a few tweaks, this will be a returning Snotwoggler.
Burpee Blackjack (using F3 card deck)
  • First pax deals cards to himself and decides when to stop
  • Shy of 21 =  Dealer picks one of the card exercises and pax do the combined number of reps; top off with burpees to get to 21
    • e.g. If cards add up to 18, do 18 BBSU/SSH/Merkins/etc. + 3 burpees
  • Exactly 21 = Pax do 21 reps of a card exercise (dealer’s choice) with NO burpees
  • Bust = Pax do 21 burpees
  • Parking lot out & back sprint at the end of each round

Conditions: 110% soupy humidity
Warmup:
  • Slaughter Starter: Thunderstruck – Smurf jacks w/ sprawls
    • Note: Big crowd pleaser!
  • 10 x Weed pickers
  • 10 x Windmills
  • 15 x Michael Phelps
  • 15 x Lunges
  • 15 x Sumo squats
The Thang:
 
F3 Cha Cha Slide – plank position for the full song, plus:
  • “Cha Cha” = Mountain climbers
  • “Clap Your Hands” = Shoulder taps (or Spider Merkins for extra credit)
  • “Hand on Your Knees” = Hand to opposite knee
  • “Slide to the Left/Right” = Plank side shuffle
  • “Right/Left Foot Stomp” = Toe tap sideways from normal plank position
  • “Hop” = Groiners
  • “Criss Cross” = Plank Jack
  • “Bring it Back” = Inchworm up and back down
    • By unanimous vote, the pax decided to change this to forward/backward plank shuffles next time.
By the end of the interminable 6.5 minutes, we had all made generous sweat donations to the sidewalk gods.  With a few tweaks, this will be a returning Snotwoggler.
Burpee Blackjack (using F3 card deck)
  • First pax deals cards to himself and decides when to stop
  • Shy of 21 =  Dealer picks one of the card exercises and pax do the combined number of reps; top off with burpees to get to 21
    • e.g. If cards add up to 18, do 18 BBSU/SSH/Merkins/etc. + 3 burpees
  • Exactly 21 = Pax do 21 reps of a card exercise (dealer’s choice) with NO burpees
  • Bust = Pax do 21 burpees
  • Parking lot out & back sprint at the end of each round

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